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Hurray For The Goddamned Idiot!
People are coincidental and should not be construed.
These are the comfiest store-bought sox I have ever worn.
Clothing stores: Please do not display your bow ties tied.
There are 2 good reasons for this. One, obviously, wrinkles. I just bought it and I already got to iron it? A shirt, sure, but a tie? Bull shit. Two: At first glance a customer might assume they are those abominable fake bow ties, until a closer look—if they get that far—reveals the knots to be slightly irregular.
I admit they look nice on the shelf. Plus it demonstrates that someone on your staff not only knows how to tie a bow tie but likes to spend his* morning tying a whole bunch of them. Congratulations.
Hang or roll instead. (I think with a bow tie, hanging would be preferable, no?)
*I’m gonna assume it’s a he, right? If not, that’s even stranger.
Orange is the happiest color.
I came to the same conclusion independently while on psilocybin mushrooms.
Sinatra’s friend Don Rickles was on Craig Ferguson last nite sporting an orange hankerchif in his breast pocket.
Otherwise, Rickles was dressed entirely in blue from the waist up (excluding what lookd like perhaps gold links) with a gray pant. (The elegance of the color combination does not come across in the youtoob clip the way it does on broadcast-quality teevee.) The awnsawm provides more evidence for Will’s claim that blue is all a man needs. More evidence (an one of my faverit vids) here. Peep Martin The Tailor impeccable in all blue.
Ferguson and Rickles are funny together and enjoy each other’s funniness. Rickles is still sharp—no, not as sharp as he was; he’s in his 80s fer christ sake!—and those who say he isnt, they’re wrong. Sure he has off nights but he’s still funnier than almost anyone. Pbbbbbbt.
That young man was one snappy dresser.
Photo comes to me thru BoingBoing.
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